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themobilemovement:

 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via andrewquo)


spankmehardbarry:

pizza:

did u guys see me at the oscars

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(via heart)




fruitgod:

Glow x

(Source: lolbc, via evaded)


jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

(via bullied)


barack-obottm:

when your science teacher hands you back a bad test grade

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(via andrewquo)


tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(Source: tiorickyaoi, via heliolisk)



catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

(Source: mybpdfeels, via shouldnt)

c02xm:

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

(via sniffing)


(Source: bigeisamazing, via wavyboy69)